I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
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I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
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i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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