Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
it wasn't lemon gatorade
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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