If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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