Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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