Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
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