Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
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I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
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Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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