my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
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We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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