sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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