I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
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