He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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