I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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