Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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