We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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