when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
well I can't set my house on fire every night
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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