All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
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Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
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IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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