awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
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I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
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It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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