Where is the hickey?
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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