Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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