she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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