Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
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She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
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Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
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