I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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