we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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