people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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