3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
be right there i have to get my cape
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