did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
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All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
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Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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