i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
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her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
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after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love