Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
You're so nebulous sometimes
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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