This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger