she was so not down for the gang bang
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
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We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
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Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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