He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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