dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
FUCK WHALES
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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