Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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