You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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