He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
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