home. puking in laundry basket.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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