he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Randomize
