you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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