we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
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Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
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i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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