your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
