Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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