Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
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This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
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He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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