I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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