I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
You dont lie about slip and slides
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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