id be glad to
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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