You surviving the open bar?
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Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
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All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
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Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
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