Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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