Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
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