what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
