No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Randomize
