whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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