Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
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I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
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My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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