Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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