I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
My vagina just recognized that song.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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