Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
she told me i tasted like america
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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