hotel room ftw
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
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There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
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lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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