Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
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