don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
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