i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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