We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
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She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
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I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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